thomasjohn:

Ugh.

Margarita Monday wasn’t a smart idea.

Tequila is never a good idea.

I’m drunk, but my stomach hurts.

I want to cry myself to sleep.

WHY DO I DO SUCH STUPID THINGS?

#i’m drunk and listening to ke$ha bc i have no shame #if you don’t like ke$ha i don’t like you

Yeah, TJ’s tags are easily the best part of his posts. ALSO? TJ IS A LIGHTWEIGHT. THE END.

@3 weeks ago with 10 notes
  1. eelectricfeel said: tequila is always a good idea.
  2. spinlighted reblogged this from thomasjohn and added:
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  3. mapsofmymind said: I just skyped my drunk boyfriend and then he dashed for his bathroom in his dorm room for like 5 minutes. The sounds were misleading. I thought he was dying. Good luck!
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