Alright, I’ll bite. I’ve been under the impression for a long time that my internet “persona” is pretty fucking accurate compared to who I am in “real life.” There are people that can vouch for that.

There are also people that know why I pull the bullshit that I do and that odds are if I’m acting the way that I am tonight, there’s a good reason for it. But I have quit smoking. For good this time, I think. Though I’ll concede that I really want a fistful of cigarettes every time I look at David Duchovny.