There Is No Miami Zombie Apocalypse, Just Mentally... →
Attention, internet: Enough with the zombie apocalypse meme. ENOUGH. In general, I need you to stop talking to me about zombies, vampires, werewolves, unicorns, bacon, cupcakes, Chuck Norris if that’s still happening, and “I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.” Stop. Make a new thing. But more specifically, please stop aggregating gruesome crimes committed by mentally ill...
It’s being here now that’s important. There’s no past and there’s no future....– George Harrison (via selfinspiration)
1. hammond’s creepin’ in the background is so funny to me. 2. this is the best send off. 3. fred looks so young! (awwwwww) 4. jimmy’s travolta is PERFECTION. 5. i miss this cast :(
When Someone Tells Me They Don't Vote
lovertolover: think we may aswell just rename the jack white tag the ‘great gatsby trailer song’ tag for a few weeks
Follow You Down - Gin Blossoms I think...
Anonymous asked: summerland tour?
People talk about sexual assault like it’s a bad habit that men have.– Jon Stewart (via sex-drugs-politics)
things i want:
hugs cuddles sleep
Guns don't kill people. Joss Whedon kills people.
well, that was painless.
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
What would happen if Jack White and Ryan Adams...
People are actually selling the shit's cassettes...
On what planet would someone pay that much for a cassette?
If you cancel Parks and Recreation, I swear to f*ck NBC, I will eat you for...– vandermostly (via newsweek)