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Basically, his address boiled down to, ‘Fuck me? Oh, no no no, my friend. Fuck...
– Jon Stewart on President Obama’s State of the Union Address (via bringmethathorizon) (via think4yourself) (via virtualephemera) (via apsies) (via mikehudack) (via ericmortensen)
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fuckyeahwestwing:outofstateplates:
BARTLET
You have a best friend?
ROGER
Yes, sir.
BARTLET
Is he smarter than you?
ROGER
Yes, sir.
BARTLET
Would you trust him with your life?
ROGER
Yes, sir.
BARTLET
That's your chief of staff.
pssst.
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Conan
People of Earth:
In the last few days, I’ve been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. For 17 years, I’ve been getting paid to do what I love most and, in a world with real problems, I’ve been absurdly lucky. That said, I’ve been suddenly put in a very public predicament and my bosses are demanding an...
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It’s a work of fiction. It’s a metaphor. It’s not real. And therefore you can...
– Star Wars creator GEORGE LUCAS, when asked if he feels he “has to answer his critics” about things people hate about the franchise, on The Daily Show.
I kinda love that he doesn’t give a shit.
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I…love him.
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